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Havelock Vetinari ([personal profile] oneman_onevote) wrote2010-02-14 04:17 pm

Extremely melodramatic AU: The revenge!

The castle is chill, in the hallways, and dark apart from pools of light created by torches placed at wide intervals on the walls.

Havelock is moving, if possible, even more silently than usual. He'd be twitchy if that wasn't a surefire way to mess up your stealth. The shadows are blending obligingly around him, more strongly here than they had in the bar.

Puck can take care of himself, he knows that, but also holds out no hope that any of this is going to be particularly pleasant.

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Margolotta turns, resigned to the vagarities of the Igors. Despite their little oddities, no Uberwaldian worth mentioning would dream of being without one.

"Ah, Igor," she says briskly. "Ve have an extra guest. Tell me, do you drink... vine, my unnamed visitor?"

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck bites back an urge to say none of yours, dear lady and takes his blandness from Havelock.

"As it happens, my unnamed hostess, I do."

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Very good," she says. "Igor, vould you be so kind?"

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Igor is fixing Puck with the kind of look that communicates, quite effectively, jutht what are YOU looking at.

"Thertainly, madam," he says with dignity and an impeccable lisp. "I'll jutht nip down to the thellar, shall I?"

And, scraping a bow, he turns and leaves the room.

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-15 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Havelock is exceedingly noble.

Puck is sure Margolotta won't miss it, but as Havelock passes he reaches out to brush the back of his hand with his fingertips.

They're warm.

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-16 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Margolotta wonders to herself if either of them really think they're fooling anyone, or just don't care.

Probably the latter. Boys will be boys.

"Vell, gentlemen," she says pleasantly. "I hope you vill not be too offended if I leave you vhile Igor prepares refreshments. Havelock, be a good host."

It stops just short of command.

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-16 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Puck saves his glower for once she has melted into the shadows.

Then he turns, somewhat sheepishly, to Havelock, looking like someone who has just released a long-held breath.



"... I couldn't help it, darling."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-16 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
"You are too kind," Puck murmurs.

He glances to him, expression sharpening-- strategic rather than wary or frightened.

"What ought I to do?"

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-16 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Well that I knew already," Puck says, with a fond roll of his eyes.

He frowns.

"What would you have me do, I mean. Reveal what I am? Conceal that knowledge at all costs? Speak to her only in rhyming couplets?"

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-16 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
He laughs.

It's the kind of laugh that says this whole thing's an adventure.

"Very well," he agrees. "If she asks, as I've no doubt she will, I shall make a series of cryptic remarks and then insult her hair."

Puck is, of course, a highly accomplished liar.

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-16 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck beams.

And takes his hand, gently and without sudden movement, to bend and press a kiss to the back.

(He releases him quickly, lest Margolotta or that stumping Igor character should return at precisely the wrong moment.)

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-16 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"I pray you, darling, don't tempt me," Puck murmurs, arching his eyebrows with a grin.

Then the smile slips, and he looks, if anything, almost hesitant.

He has taken a step back since kissing Havelock's hand, but no more than that; now he leans forward, just slightly, enough to make a difference.

"May I kiss you again, then?"

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-16 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck smiles, hooking a hand behind Havelock's neck and rising up on his toes (not too far, but he is on the short side), and slowly, slowly closes those crucial inches between them into no space at all.

Needless to say, this kiss is meant for Havelock's lips and not his hand.

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-16 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck sighs soft and contented when Havelock's arm comes around him, keeping the press of his lips soft but not-- quite-- able to prevent his own free arm from sliding around Havelock's shoulder and gripping just behind his shoulder blade.

It's not that it's a rough grip-- it's just that there is danger here, or at least it pays to be careful, and if he lets himself cling to Havelock as if he never intends to let go then it will be too easy to stay, stay, stay--

He lets the kiss break and drops his head to Havelock's chest, keeping his neck as out of the picture as he can without squirming.

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Nor does Puck, though after a moment his grip on Havelock's neck and back relax slightly; as if now that he's been assured he shan't be stopped, he doesn't have to cling so tight.

He can feel himself relax and sink against him, Havelock's lips in his hair. Though he hasn't any idea if this means Havelock shall be willing to have him near from here on out, or whether this bit of experimentation will only frighten him later and do more harm than good-- for now he delights in his embrace, and is quite willing to halt all questions together.

(Puck used to listen to both their heartbeats when they held each other close like this. Now he listens to his own.)

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