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Havelock Vetinari ([personal profile] oneman_onevote) wrote2010-02-14 04:17 pm

Extremely melodramatic AU: The revenge!

The castle is chill, in the hallways, and dark apart from pools of light created by torches placed at wide intervals on the walls.

Havelock is moving, if possible, even more silently than usual. He'd be twitchy if that wasn't a surefire way to mess up your stealth. The shadows are blending obligingly around him, more strongly here than they had in the bar.

Puck can take care of himself, he knows that, but also holds out no hope that any of this is going to be particularly pleasant.

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-20 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
She raises an eyebrow delicately.

"Oh?"

That being to irritate, and slow down her progress in teaching the Vetinari boy?

Hmm.

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-20 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck looks thoughtful for a moment, in the general direction of the armchair.

He seems relaxed enough; but he still has yet to give her his back.

"I seek," he says, slowly, and glances up at her.

"To recall to him who he is. Not that he is in danger of forgetting-- of losing faith, perhaps."

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-20 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Margolotta snorts lightly.

"If he does that, he vill not be half the man I thought he could be."

She watches his body language in faint puzzlement, but her voice is didactic.

"He is pragmatic. He saw the advantage, and so I did not make him subservient. I vould have done so if there had been no other vay, but that vould truly have been a vaste."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-20 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck's head tilts to the side, smile absent.

"Beg pardon-- if he does which?"

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-20 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Loses any of himself to a new nature," she says, as if this should be perfectly obvious.

"Do you think I turn just any young man to vander past my door?"

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-20 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think it hardly proper to speculate," Puck informs her solemnly.



"... Except, perhaps, on precisely how the lady chooses to define the word 'wander.'"

Does the 'v' make the difference between carelessness and kidnapping, he vonders?

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-20 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Margolotta shrugs gracefully.

"He is different to the others. It stood out."

Clearly is was innocent and idle curiosity that led her to kidnap him!

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-20 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Such has not escaped my notice," Puck says dryly.

"As it happens."

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-20 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"No," she says, drawing it out.

"It seems not. I doubt you would even be here, othervise."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
He laughs.

The sound is, unlike his earlier one, perfectly human.

"I yield, madam, to your analytical powers."

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Margolotta rolls her eyes.

"Indeed?"

Idly she stroll in the direction of the sword rack to put hers away. She passes close by.

"Your primary objective seems settled enough. Vhat else are you here for?"

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Puck does not shy away from her-- but there is something tense in his muscles, almost thrumming with potential energy.

Just for a moment.

"You think so, mistress?" he laughs. "What else might I be here for, then? I hardly care for you or your house, welcoming though it is."

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
She slides the sword away with care and turns to face him, still close, her own stance poised, but like the cultured host of a party, not a combatant.

"You are quite velcome to leave or stay whenever you care to," she says coolly.

"Havelock may not go, of course. But do not get in my way, and I shall not stop you."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Puck's smile is absolutely unshaken.

"Havelock may not go," he repeats thoughtfully, giving each word equal weight as if they were stones in the palm of his hand.

His smile spreads, and for a moment it is--whether by accident or design-- apparent that his own teeth are. Quite. Sharp.

"And what shall I say falls under the category of 'getting in your way,' madam?"

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Not until his training is completed to my satisfaction. And his."

She smiles back politely.

(Only the tips of her teeth are visible against the red of her lower lip, but Puck might still get - aha - the point.)

"Oh, let us say... anything hindering his progress. He has forever to live and grow accustomed to vampirism, of course, but only a little time before he must return to his city. I vill not have that time wasted."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Puck sniffs, folding his arms over his chest.

"'Tis Havelock's satisfaction I look to, and no other's. I shall make no promises to you."

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Her smile doesn't waver.

"I think you shall find we agree on this. He has not tried to escape me, nor will he until we are done."

(Up to a point, she is right.)

Then she shrugs.

"I care not for your motivations. That we understand each other is enough."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
He laughs.

"And I care little for yours. Though I suspect my understanding of you, mistress, somewhat surpasses yours of me."

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Is that so?" she asks, eyeing him askance.

"Vell, ve all have our illusions."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Puck blinks, looking wounded.

"So far as bluffing rejoinders go, madam, I admit by now I expected better of you. You are so able with a blade, after all."

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Should I have vainly attempted to demonstrate how wrong you were? Perhaps ennumerative the things you could not know?"

She turns sideways absently, stretching out her hands to warm them in front of the fire.

"You know vhat you know, I know vhat I know... It matters little."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
He laughs again, leaning forward against the back of the armchair with his elbows resting atop it.

"Ultimately, perhaps. We are not, I suppose, enemies in the traditional sense."

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Not traditionally, no," she says dryly. "Else ve should surely be duelling to the death even now, and that does grow tiresome."

Heroic types do tend to get irritating, even for lady vampires.

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Rather," Puck agrees, wrinkling his nose.

"Besides which, despite Havelock's attempts to instruct me, I am afraid I remain a rather abysmal pupil in the combative arts."

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
That is pleasant to hear.

"Just as vell then."

She glances up.

"Ah."

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