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Havelock Vetinari ([personal profile] oneman_onevote) wrote2010-02-14 04:17 pm

Extremely melodramatic AU: The revenge!

The castle is chill, in the hallways, and dark apart from pools of light created by torches placed at wide intervals on the walls.

Havelock is moving, if possible, even more silently than usual. He'd be twitchy if that wasn't a surefire way to mess up your stealth. The shadows are blending obligingly around him, more strongly here than they had in the bar.

Puck can take care of himself, he knows that, but also holds out no hope that any of this is going to be particularly pleasant.

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
He laughs.

"And I care little for yours. Though I suspect my understanding of you, mistress, somewhat surpasses yours of me."

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Is that so?" she asks, eyeing him askance.

"Vell, ve all have our illusions."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Puck blinks, looking wounded.

"So far as bluffing rejoinders go, madam, I admit by now I expected better of you. You are so able with a blade, after all."

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Should I have vainly attempted to demonstrate how wrong you were? Perhaps ennumerative the things you could not know?"

She turns sideways absently, stretching out her hands to warm them in front of the fire.

"You know vhat you know, I know vhat I know... It matters little."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
He laughs again, leaning forward against the back of the armchair with his elbows resting atop it.

"Ultimately, perhaps. We are not, I suppose, enemies in the traditional sense."

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Not traditionally, no," she says dryly. "Else ve should surely be duelling to the death even now, and that does grow tiresome."

Heroic types do tend to get irritating, even for lady vampires.

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Rather," Puck agrees, wrinkling his nose.

"Besides which, despite Havelock's attempts to instruct me, I am afraid I remain a rather abysmal pupil in the combative arts."

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
That is pleasant to hear.

"Just as vell then."

She glances up.

"Ah."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Puck turns, and permits his expression to brighten because Margolotta can't see his face from where she is.

(Yeah, yeah, he knows he's not fooling her. Sometimes it's about the principle of the thing.)

"--Oh," he says.

"Hullo."

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
"There you are, Havelock," says Margolotta, turning around and raking him with a critical eye.

Apparently he passes muster, as she continues briskly on.

"It seems your friend may be staying for a time. Find him somewhere?"

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Puck pushes off lightly from the chair and goes to him, throwing Margolotta a backward glance and a beatific smile.

"Ought I to be worried?" he says under his breath, smile unmoving.

[identity profile] ye-dyskians.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
She just raises her eyebrows back at him as if in innocent incomprehension.

"Call for Igor to settle him in when you find somevhere," she tells Havelock. "Then come back here for an hour and we vill run through an exercise or two."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Puck sighs, and rolls his eyes, and drifts through the door with an absent sort of grace.

Havelock gets a realer smile.

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Puck makes a bit of a face at the prospect, though the face is mostly anxious enquiry.

"Do you want me to stay? I shall be happier where you are, but she implied I should be more hindrance than help."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
"How lucky, then," Puck says lightly, "that if I must, I either need not sleep, or may do so in a discreet cobweb."

A tilt of his head.

"Do you think she shall make better use of me than you will?"

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Perhaps," Puck agrees.

He smiles faintly.

"But you have all my will, and she has none of it."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
His expression, at this juncture, is as relieved as it is pleased-- which is to say, not too much of either, but both are noticeable.

He leans in on tiptoe to press a kiss to Havelock's cheek.

"I regret to report, though by now you must be well aware, that 'wisdom' has never been a particular attribute of mine."

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