oneman_onevote: (Watching/Waiting)
Havelock Vetinari ([personal profile] oneman_onevote) wrote2006-10-01 10:59 pm

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Thunk.

Thud.

An apple, knife embedded neatly through the middle, hits the carpet with a dull thump. Havelock looks vaguely affronted, and moves it discreetly into the correct target, a small wooden bowl.

How embarrassing.

Thunk.

Hmm. Better.

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-10-15 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck appears somewhat troubled by this possibility.

(Also, he takes a tentative lick of the nail polish, and determines that it's not exactly on his Top Ten list of favorite foods ever.)

"In which case," he decides, "I suppose it might be best to ensure that it has not met such a fate."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-10-15 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think so," Puck says brightly.

And gives Havelock a gentle smack on the wrist.

"Do try not to smudge it."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-10-15 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck beams, satisfied.

And, as luck would have it, the stairs do appear to lead to ... the downstairs, as opposed to an empty crater or dark void of nothingness.

Puck is pleased.

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-10-15 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck bounces into the bar, looking over his shoulder at Havelock.

"I'm rather in a mood for figgy pudding."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-10-15 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck beams.

"I wonder if they serve it on fire ..."

And he's off, wandering towards the Bar.

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-10-15 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck is happy!

He has lunch!

It is ON FIRE.

"Care for a taste?" he says magnanimously, waving the blazing confection under Havelock's nose (though not close enough to melt off anything crucial).

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-10-19 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, excellent," Puck says, smiling brilliantly.

And holds out the pudding.

Expectantly.

It is still on fire.