Havelock Vetinari (
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Thunk.
Thud.
An apple, knife embedded neatly through the middle, hits the carpet with a dull thump. Havelock looks vaguely affronted, and moves it discreetly into the correct target, a small wooden bowl.
How embarrassing.
Thunk.
Hmm. Better.
Thud.
An apple, knife embedded neatly through the middle, hits the carpet with a dull thump. Havelock looks vaguely affronted, and moves it discreetly into the correct target, a small wooden bowl.
How embarrassing.
Thunk.
Hmm. Better.
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(Also, he takes a tentative lick of the nail polish, and determines that it's not exactly on his Top Ten list of favorite foods ever.)
"In which case," he decides, "I suppose it might be best to ensure that it has not met such a fate."
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"Shall we investigate, then?"
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And gives Havelock a gentle smack on the wrist.
"Do try not to smudge it."
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The eyebrow is wounded.
"I shall take utmost care."
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And, as luck would have it, the stairs do appear to lead to ... the downstairs, as opposed to an empty crater or dark void of nothingness.
Puck is pleased.
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He appears to have forgotten his shoes, but doesn't really mind.
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"I'm rather in a mood for figgy pudding."
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He's never actually tried it. But at Hogswatch it is very popular, apparently.
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"I wonder if they serve it on fire ..."
And he's off, wandering towards the Bar.
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And as he follows, at his own unobtrusive pace, it seems that he is correct. Apparently it's all in the amount of brandy you use before applying flame.
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He has lunch!
It is ON FIRE.
"Care for a taste?" he says magnanimously, waving the blazing confection under Havelock's nose (though not close enough to melt off anything crucial).
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And holds out the pudding.
Expectantly.
It is still on fire.
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...
Swallow.
"...Interesting."