Havelock Vetinari (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
oneman_onevote) wrote2006-10-01 10:59 pm
oneman_onevote) wrote2006-10-01 10:59 pm
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Thunk.
Thud.
An apple, knife embedded neatly through the middle, hits the carpet with a dull thump. Havelock looks vaguely affronted, and moves it discreetly into the correct target, a small wooden bowl.
How embarrassing.
Thunk.
Hmm. Better.
Thud.
An apple, knife embedded neatly through the middle, hits the carpet with a dull thump. Havelock looks vaguely affronted, and moves it discreetly into the correct target, a small wooden bowl.
How embarrassing.
Thunk.
Hmm. Better.
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He has lunch!
It is ON FIRE.
"Care for a taste?" he says magnanimously, waving the blazing confection under Havelock's nose (though not close enough to melt off anything crucial).
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And holds out the pudding.
Expectantly.
It is still on fire.
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...
Swallow.
"...Interesting."