The whole thing is very quiet. Quiet, and civilized, and-

"And okay, seriously? Are we all pretending it's totally normal and okay that I'm married to Puck and we have children via ambush and at least one boyfriend? Because if so, awesome, but if not and Havelock here's planning to duel me for whatever's left of Puck's honor I'd like to know before I finish my coffee."

She glances down at the cup.

"After all, having to pee during a duel would suck."